Monday, July 30, 2007

The UK's been moved!

Our intrepid correspondent has this amazing breaking news...

"In a bold move to counter recent bad weather hitting the UK, the Government there has decided to move the country to the Caribbean.

Officials wouldn't say if the move was permanent, but did say it was pretty hard to fit the entire population of the UK into islands only 616 sq. Km..

An official was quoted as saying that climate change had forced the move on them, and that they would be rotating the location of the UK through various UK territories world-wide. He also said that rising sea-levels in the Caribbean might eventually force a move to somewhere higher like Nepal."

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