Announcing the ISC: International Spamming Commission

Recognising the danger of uncontrolled spam, we are pleased to announce the formation of the International Spamming Commission. Key regulatory measures will definitely include:

• complete protection of certain species of spam; 
• designate specified areas as spam sanctuaries; 
• set limits on the numbers and size of spam;
• prescribe open and closed seasons and areas for spamming;

Being nice guys, we do recognise the need for, and will allow, Aboriginal Subsistence Spamming. They will of course also be spamming for research purposes. (Or should that be... wait for it... porpoises!).

Stay tuned for more developments!